DeFi just wiped LP wallets silently. Liquidity providers on Uniswap v3 and Curve are bleeding right now — and most have no idea. Here's the alpha. Impermanent loss hits when your two pooled assets diverge in price. You drop ETH and USDC at 50/50. ETH pumps 40%. The AMM auto-sells your ETH as it rises. You end up with less ETH than if you'd just held. That gap is impermanent loss — and with altseas…