Everyone is wrong about ETH fees. Bulls and bears both missed it. Gas dropped 90% after EIP-4844 went live — blobs replaced calldata, L2 costs hit near-zero. And everyone's calling it bearish for ETH. Wrong. Here's why. Cheap gas explodes transaction volume. More volume means more ETH burned through EIP-1559. The deflationary engine doesn't stop — it accelerates. Uniswap v3 volume is already up 40…