Ethereum gas fees just hit near-zero. If you're not repositioning right now, you're already late. This just dropped on-chain and most people haven't clocked what it actually means. Post-EIP-4844 and the latest L2 upgrades, average gas on mainnet is sitting under 2 gwei. Two. Gwei. That's a 90% collapse from the 20 to 30 gwei we were bleeding six months ago. Here's the alpha — low gas completely re…