Stop providing liquidity on Uniswap. Seriously. Most LPs are losing more than they're making — and the math will shock you. Everyone's flexing those 40% APY pools. Nobody's talking about impermanent loss destroying their principal. Here's the alpha: ETH pumps 2x while you're in an ETH/USDC pool — you've already lost 5.7% to IL before fees do anything. In a volatile altcoin pool? We're talking 20, …